tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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yeezus-sneezus:

ICONIC

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lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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